UP AND AT THEM

Best iPhone home screen ever, via the Wired gadget lab.

The YouTube icon is the best.

sometimes I feel I should be doing more with this tumblr.

This was some crappy present I got a while ago that I had pretended to like. I mean, I love robots and bizarre japanese toys and I do like those really odd Transformer rip-offs, but this was just embarrassingly awful. So I broke it.

Yesterday I had a hankering for a chicken burger, so I headed out to the wide open spaces of Sydney Road in Coburg, on the search for a chicken burger. I mean, shit, just finding something to eat in that area that isn’t a kebab shop is a fucking miracle.

It was about 5pm when I found one of only 2 dedicated chicken shops (that isn’t a KFC), so went in to ask for the chicken burger

“sorry, we don’t actually do chicken burgers after 3pm”
“really?”
“yeah, sorry”
“oh …… why?”
“because that’s when we get busier after 3, so we don’t always haev time to offer everything on the board”
“oh…”
*looks side-to-side to see that I’m the only person in the shop, and have been even since I walked in*
“…. yeah, fair enough”

So I walked out, went to the only other chicken shop, and had the worst chicken burger ever - it was essentially just a chicken roll, that he heated up in the microwave.

I’ll add that right under my list of “Things Coburg Does No Provide”, right under “any type of music or dvd shop” and “a decent meat pie”

FUCK YOU, COBURG

This could possibly be the greatest musical creation ever to be given to the world - the soothing vocals of Jon Bon Jovi singing Dead Of Alive to the music of the timless classic, Careless Whisper.

Grab a hold of your ass, because there’s a strong possibility it’s about to be blown off

It’s been ages since I’ve logged into my Tumblr account, and boy have times changed! I think I might start updating this a bit more than I once did. Livejournal seems to have died off for me. It’s a nice place to write some really personal shit that I need to get off my chest, but I don’t always feel like it’s the place to just post random shit all the time, UNLIKE HERE! MWUAHAHAHAHA!

So yeah, I might see how I go keeping this updated on some kind of semi-regular basis

9 months ago

9 months ago

10 months ago

My new favourite artist….

Paris Wells - Dat Du Dat

Went and saw Pinapple Express last night and really dug it - if you go see it, PLEASE do yourself a favour and smoke a bowl first, it’s almost a requirement

Tights Are Not Pants

11 months ago

Juicy Karkass - Punch ‘Em In The Dick

How can you hate a song that’s about punching people in the dick?

This was posted on the LA Times website after a DEA raid on a medical marijuana dispensary last Thursday.

It was subsequently taken down when they realized (see also: were told) that they shouldn’t have posted it.

I am posting it now because it needs to keep circulating. People need to be told what is happening in this country.

When you see it, you’ll shit bricks.

Congratulations, America. You’re now under the control of murderous mercenary forces.

Illzilla - Cut Feet

UP AND AT THEM

Fine Folk

purpose?

is it so much to ask? Apparently YES!

return of the mack

Tights Are Not Pants