I’m kinda bored with this for now, so I’m gonna go and work on my new tumblr:
do people really drink cups of tea on the toilet? That’s gross.
it’s the perfect combination that you need for success with the ladies - first you make sure your breath is right, then you make sure you got your boner tight, then you put it inside with all your might (hahaha, see how fucking clever I am? I’m a wordsmith).
But, the one thing that makes this disturbing, is that this is a vending machine at the local supermarket! It’s a smoooooother motherfucker that can go all the way to homebase while waiting in line at the deli
Reblogged from kindacarsick
Best iPhone home screen ever, via the Wired gadget lab.
The YouTube icon is the best.
This was some crappy present I got a while ago that I had pretended to like. I mean, I love robots and bizarre japanese toys and I do like those really odd Transformer rip-offs, but this was just embarrassingly awful. So I broke it.
is it so much to ask? Apparently YES!
Yesterday I had a hankering for a chicken burger, so I headed out to the wide open spaces of Sydney Road in Coburg, on the search for a chicken burger. I mean, shit, just finding something to eat in that area that isn’t a kebab shop is a fucking miracle.
It was about 5pm when I found one of only 2 dedicated chicken shops (that isn’t a KFC), so went in to ask for the chicken burger
“sorry, we don’t actually do chicken burgers after 3pm”
“really?”
“yeah, sorry”
“oh …… why?”
“because that’s when we get busier after 3, so we don’t always haev time to offer everything on the board”
“oh…”
*looks side-to-side to see that I’m the only person in the shop, and have been even since I walked in*
“…. yeah, fair enough”
So I walked out, went to the only other chicken shop, and had the worst chicken burger ever - it was essentially just a chicken roll, that he heated up in the microwave.
I’ll add that right under my list of “Things Coburg Does No Provide”, right under “any type of music or dvd shop” and “a decent meat pie”
FUCK YOU, COBURG
This could possibly be the greatest musical creation ever to be given to the world - the soothing vocals of Jon Bon Jovi singing Dead Of Alive to the music of the timless classic, Careless Whisper.
Grab a hold of your ass, because there’s a strong possibility it’s about to be blown off
return of the mack
It’s been ages since I’ve logged into my Tumblr account, and boy have times changed! I think I might start updating this a bit more than I once did. Livejournal seems to have died off for me. It’s a nice place to write some really personal shit that I need to get off my chest, but I don’t always feel like it’s the place to just post random shit all the time, UNLIKE HERE! MWUAHAHAHAHA!
So yeah, I might see how I go keeping this updated on some kind of semi-regular basis
My new favourite artist….
Paris Wells - Dat Du Dat
Went and saw Pinapple Express last night and really dug it - if you go see it, PLEASE do yourself a favour and smoke a bowl first, it’s almost a requirement
